Venomous is a mixed media and mobile tumblelog filled with ceaseless rambling, non sequiturs, webjunk, and the occasional photo.
Fri
Dec
25
Merry Christmas, I’m going to be a daddy. Suck on that, internet!
Wed
Dec
2
Dear stranger @ the urinal next to me: I don’t need to know how long you’ve been holding it. I wouldn’t even need to know if we were friends
Thu
Sep
17
I finally have Left4Dead. Now I too know the joy of being pitched from the roof of Mercy hospital by a Tank.
Wed
Sep
9
Dear lazyweb: recommend movers in NYC? Specifically Brooklyn?
Wed
Sep
2
Zuh-om-BAY Zuh-om-BAY Zuh-om-BAY-AY-AY-AY-Ay
EEE EEE OH OH AH AH AY AY
Mon
Aug
24
Sure jackass, leave the front door open. I have been meaning to air-condition all of brooklyn.
Sat
Aug
22
The martians are dancing. I don’t think I’ve seen this before.
Thu
Jun
25
Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill meets Escape from New York … I think I’m doing this wrong #worstpiitchesever
